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Hanging Laundry And Airing My Thoughts

Clothes DryerMy daughter, Anna Maria, is a lover of the earth and has encouraged me to take better care of my corner of the planet. A few years ago she was talking about hanging a clothes line and drying her clothes outside.  I decided to surprise her and order one from the internet and send it to her. While I was pricing the different styles, I saw one that was perfect! The best way to describe it’s structure to someone is to tell them to picture an umbrella turned inside out from a severe wind storm. It was big enough to hold a few loads and best of all, it was portable.

Now, I grew up with a gas dryer.  I remember a neighbor having a clothes line and when it rained, my mom let her use our dryer. The closest I ever came to line drying clothes was in a hotel room. (And does a pair of panty hose and underwear count?) [Read the rest of this entry...]

10 Tips From A Room Mom

Room MomI was room mom for my daughter’s class for 3 years and had a wonderful time celebrating all the usual holidays and took advantage of some overlooked holidays.  When my daughter went on to 6th grade, I was ready to put on my room mom apron and kick off the school year.  I was shocked and yes, I must admit,  little hurt, when she asked that I take a back seat this year. I think she wanted to spread her wings at her new school and having a mom everyone knew would certainly cramp her style!

I learned so much about budgeting, party planning and crafting while I was a room mom and wanted to share some of those tips!    Here are ten tips for room moms and will also come in handy for any party planner on a budget.

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SEND ME YOUR STORIES!

I’m doing some research on relationships. Specifically, the dynamics between husbands and wives. As you all know, my comedy is all about helping couples better understand each other and, ultimately, become closer. Men aren’t wrong for being, well, manly. And women aren’t wrong for being girly. We are what we are and understanding our differences is the key to true happiness and peace between the sexes.

So, I’d like to hear from you. Send me a short story about your relationship and how it works. How has my story/comedy changed or affected your relationship? I really look forward to your responses. fromdebi@debiontheweb.com

(Note – I will use these stories for research purposes only. They will not be published.)

Revellie Bugle Call For Homework!


The reveille bugle call trumpets out awaking military personnel all over the world! Brave and well prepared men and women jump to their feet and answer the call! Well, my husband, a former Marine and proud vet, is using this tactic in our home for our 12 year old daughter. Her call is to homework and assignments that she has dawdled over or flat out ignored! As many of you parents know, homework can be an ongoing battle and frustrating to no end! As a mom of two adult children in college and graduate school and as a writer, “homework” is ever present so we have to make peace with it!

Our daughter, Pilar, can sit at the kitchen table from 3:30 in the afternoon to bedtime doing just a few assignments that her teachers have assured us should only take 1 1/2 hours! The entire time she does homework, she is looking out the window, laughing at the dogs, getting a drink of water, going to the bathroom, looking for a definition on the computer or just SITTING there STARING!

Or, how about this….you and your kid struggle, fight, argue and finally the assignment is complete and then your kid DOESN’T turn it in! I try to picture the class room…easy for me to do since I was a teacher for 10 years. The teacher is at the front of the class and asks the kids to pass in their homework. Each kid passes their paper to the one in front of him and the teacher collects them all….right? And yet…and yet…for some unknown reason, my kid will sit there and not hand in a a COMPLETED homework assignment! WHAT??? SERIOUSLY? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

After all the begging, pleading, crying, and yelling, my husband had it! Pilar had been sitting with a math homework lesson for 2 hours and during that 2 hours finished 3 questions…FROM THE WRONG LESSON!!! Oh, and not just a lesson one chapter over… but 23 lessons back???

GO to bed!” he thundered! We all sat shocked!

“What?” Pilar answered. “It’s still daytime and we didn’t eat dinner.”

I don’t care!“, a daddy so frustrated and mad we didn’t even recognize him answered. “Stop what you are doing right now, get on your pajamas, brush your teeth and go to bed!

I watched, stunned as she went upstairs and went to bed. She fell fast asleep and he woke her up for dinner and before he put her back to bed, he calmly told her, “Tomorrow morning I will wake you up at 5:00 a.m. and sit with you while you do your homework.” Now, this family hasn’t been up at 5 AM since and earthquake, and even then, we questioned if we should get up. My husband set his alarm and went to bed. When that alarm went off, he was out of bed and woke up a very surprised 12 year old! There was no yelling, pleading, or crying. Pilar went to the table and her assignment was done within an hour!
Later that night, she actually thanked her dad for taking the time to help her. I wish I could say that one time was all it took, but as you know, our kids can be very stubborn and may have to have a lesson taught more than once. My husband had to set the alarm again this morning for an unfinished book report on a book she didn’t finish reading!

My husband is more than willing to go the rest of this school year, setting the 5 or even 4:30 AM revellie bugle call to get Pilar out of bed and to tackle homework she dilly-dallied over the day before! Now that’s a dad that means business!

Soup Recipe For Kathy… and other new moms.

My family always knows that on a rainy day we will always sit down to a delicious home made dinner of Albondigas Soup (a traditional Mexican meatball soup) and tortillas. It’s a comfort food we all love and is rich with vegetables! It takes 15 minutes to prepare and then I just set it to simmer; filling our kitchen with an inviting aroma!

One rainy afternoon, Kathy and Baby Jeremy stopped by and she asked me what I was serving for dinner. I said, “We were having the rainy day special, Albodigas.” Kathy said she loved that soup and asked how to make it. So I promised to get her the recipe.

It is so easy to make and although it requires a good amount of chopping of fresh ingredients, it is one of those meals that can be stored and reserved throughout the week…with quesadillas for a complete dinner or just a bowl for a hearty lunch.

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The Envelope System

My husband and I are fans of talk show host and money guru, Dave Ramsey.  In fact, he is the at the source of most of my blogs about budgeting and finances.  One tool Dave employs in the use of “money envelopes”.  My husband and I have incorporated these tools into our budget and have achieved success and have come to rely on our envelopes daily.

The envelope system is based on the fact that most people are more aware of what they are spending if they are using cold hard cash.  The feeling of handing over two $100 dollar bills for a purchase at the mall stings more than running a debit card and punching in your PIN. I know as a mother, I actually see “cash” laying on the floor of my daughter’s room in the form of brand new jeans and t shirt!

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Moms or Momsters?

As a mother of three children, I am so disheartened about the trend in Hollywood and in reality shows featuring moms raising children with cameras capturing every move.  Specifically, I am referring to Kris Jenner, Kate Gosslin, Deana Lohan, and all of the  Real Housewives of Orange County.

Kris Jenner,  a self proclaimed “momager” and matriarch of the Kardashian children exploits her more than willing daughters to display themselves as tawdry sex objects, including going behind her husband’s back to book her daughters for a nude Playboy Magazine shoot.  I am not a prude, all I am saying is; is this the job of a mom?  Do you not realize what most men use these photos for Kris?  You are a big grown up girl, so I  am assuming you do know, it just doesn’t matter to you.  I think the one photo that bothered me so much was the one of a very pregnant daughter in g-string and thigh highs posing in a sexual position…again, I say, I can see how some smarmy agent would arrange that photo shoot…not  a mother and future grandmother.

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Dave Ramsey Total Money Makeover,

I subscribed to the Dave Ramsey Total Money Makeover program a few days ago and am anxious to track and report my  journey to financial fitness.  I have read both  of Ramsey’s books and found them to be very helpful.  Ramsey has a “7 Baby Step Program” to achieve financial freedom.  He has quotable gems of wisdom that make one rethink how money should be spent.  “Live like no one else, so you can LIVE like no one else!”; has been the mantra of fans of Dave Ramsey.  He also refers to many of the items we buy as “stuffits”, stuff we don’t need that only clutters our lives and homes and empties our bank accounts.   After reading both of his best sellers, I tried my hand at Baby Step One, which is to save $1000.00 dollars and keep it liquid in a bank account or physically in your home.  The reasoning behind this is that most expenses on our credit cards come form emergencies which are usually more than $300 but less than $1000.  If you use cash, you avoid using your credit card which will cost you the added interest charge and let’s face it, who pays off their credit card balance every month?  If there is an emergency that would require you to pull out your credit card, you use the cash instead.  Then you restock your emergency fund to $1000 and go ahead or resume pursuing Baby Step 2.
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But We Don’t Go Out Much!

First, let me say something about cooking: Everyone can cook!  I often hear women say, “I just can’t cook!”.  What I hear is, “I WON’T cook”.  Well, it’s time to suck it up people!   The recession is at our door and we can no longer sneak past it on the way to the restaurant.  Also, ANYONE can cook!  If you can read, you can cook!  There is so much help and support for you!  There are old fashioned cook books to new media websites to find easy recipes.  You can even go a more traditional  route and call your mom, grandma or auntie!  I find the web a terrific way to find new recipes that are easy to follow!  The Food Network website even separates its recipes by technique, i.e. crock pot, grilling, baking, etc.   Each recipe has a five  star system to let you know it’s level of difficulty!  I even found a web site that will let you type in ingredients you have on hand and then give you a recipe using those ingredients!
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Kate Deserved To Be Left!

Kate Gosslin deserved to be left by Jon.  I called this years ago.  As I saw the show unfold, I was amazed to see the treatment of her husband becoming worse and worse.  She controls and demeans him on EVERY show.  She overrides any decision he tried to make.  If he puts the kids into time out, not only does she take them out, she tells the children he is mean.  She makes fun of his weight and his hair loss.  She is down right bitchy!   “Oh, but she has to be controlling to handle all those kids!” I hear mothers lament.  I was a kindergarten teacher and for 7 hours a day, I could control 30 kids without being a jerk!
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How to host a book club for tweens

So many mothers are looking at their children, and their children are looking back at them and singing that all too familiar song that children have been singing every summer; “Mommy, I’m bored!”   I wonder if Eve had to hear it from her sons, Cain and Abel;  “Mom, I’m bored!  Mom, there’s nothing to do!  Mom, My brother is bugging me!”  I wonder is she just shouted in frustration,  “Go outside and settle it yourselves!”
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Good Night Tortured Prince

“Michael Jackson died”….the text message read on my cell phone.  It was sent by my friend Linda.  Linda was a huge fan of Michael Jackson so I am sure it was all she could do before she turned on the tv for the news.   CNN still was not reporting that he was dead; it was unconfirmed.  Still, the news was shocking and today, the morning after, it is still difficult to believe.  As I see the photo with the dates under it, it is still a stark realization.
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Sarah Palin, why is this an issue now?

Sarah Palin and Todd took issue with jokes David Letterman told about their daughter.  A few nights later, David Letterman clarified his jokes.  He thought he was making a joke about Bristol, the adult daughter and not the 14 year old.  Now there are discussions going on as to whether or not the jokes were tasteless, offensive, or even fair game.  My 11 year old and I had a lively conversation about it and I was very impressed with the position she took and how she defended it.  But, that is not what I want to blog about.  There is a bigger issue for me here.
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Home Schooling Highs and Lows

So we started the home schooling and there have been some wonderful moments.  I am working with, Mrs. Lloyd, a lovely and patient teacher at our local public school.  At first, I was hell bent and rigid to get my hours in and followed a lesson plan to the “T”!  It was efficient and I found that we accomplished all the lessons in a matter of a few hours.  Then, with Mrs Lloyd’s encouragement, I started to relax and enjoy the lessons and looked for creative ways to extend the lessons. There was less and less paper work to turn in to Mrs. Lloyd and more and more to talk about!

Pilar couldn’t wait to give her some home made scones and butter from our colonial history lesson.  She baked and brought her a home made loaf of Irish Soda bread.  Pilar was embarrassed to give it to her because she thought it turned out ugly.  Mrs. Lloyd took one look at it and exclaimed, “It looks so beautiful and rustic, just like you baked in a colonial oven!” We have taken trips…everywhere!  The California Science Museum (photo above), the History museum, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, a California Mission… we turn all these trips into learning opportunities.  She joined a book club for kids her age, I didn’t even know they existed!  We visited her older sister, Anna Maria, who gathers wool and spins her own yarn.  We sat and spun with her all day.  It really brought home what being a colonist went through to provide for their families.  Pilar has read 4 books in one month.  In 11 years of being read to and 6 years of reading on her own, Pilar has never liked to read.  Once the formatted book reports were no longer required, books came alive to her and she loves reading!  We have done several science experiments…3 on one day!  We took pictures and discussed the process of diffusion and osmosis.

I am more  relaxed in my teaching and  proud of my daughters capabilities and skills. As you can see, I have had time to blog!

Sure there are lows.  I am on the other end of every bad mood and temper tantrum.  If I do not reach out for support and ask my husband for help, I get overwhelmed.  I will write a separate blog about the meltdowns and how I didn’t even take my own advice.  Stay tuned!

Tide: One Of Deb’s Favorite Things

TideI love my Tide!  I remember when Tide jumped on the band wagon with their competitors and started adding new fresh smells…I panicked!  I remember saying out loud in the store, “Don’t mess with my Tide!”  I have tried all the other detergents out there.  Trust me, with 3 children, I have had every kind of food stain imaginable.  I also have had the battle with ground in dirt and grass stains.

My 2 older children were involved in the drama program from middle school through Senior year of high school…and that brings a whole bunch of other laundry problems which included, professional grease paint make up, ground in theater grime from construction, blood, both real and fake, (sometimes stage construction did not always go as planned) and often these costumes had to clean and ready to go for the next night’s performance!

Tide detergent has never let me down.  I have never needed a pre-treat for stains, I never need to use more than the required amount and I can always find it on sale.  When I have used another laundry detergents, they have left my clothes dingy, stained and dull.  Even after repeated washings, I still had dingy clothes.   (Wow, do I sound like a commercial or what?!)  With Tide, I wash once and everything looks and smells great.  I never stray from my Tide.   I never have to pretreat, add softener, and re-wash “clean” clothes and that is good for me and my schedule!

Tide Detergent, one of my favorite things!

TIDE’S WEBSITE: http://www.tide.com

More Changes

My schedule has been so unpredictable and I have some emotional upheaval but am feeling back on track and ready to write my sassy blogs.

Stella got her grove back and Deb feels some dancing coming on!

My Life Really Changed!

First, to those of you who read my blog daily, thank you!  I appreciate your stopping by!  I have not blogged in almost a month and it is because my husband, our daughter and I made a very important and life changing decision.

Due to a difficult classroom situation, we had to withdraw our daughter from her fifth grade class.  Our choices were public school, another private school, or home school.   Since we made this decision at the end of the semester, we were looking at a solution for four months, not the entire school year.  Our public school system was not acceptable.  Another private school would be costly as we would have to pay for  registration, book fees and new uniforms and all for just 16 weeks before we had to do it all over again for the new year.
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Home Made Dog Food

RECIPE FOR HOMEMADE DOG FOOD

  1. Ground meat: chicken, turkey, beef or a mixture
  2. Frozen mixed veggies
  3. 1-2 eggs, depending on how many loafs you are making
  4. oatmeal, eyeball amount for the number of loafs you are making
  5. Spray your loaf pan with non stick spray, fill pans and bake for an hour.

Why make this for your dogs? Read on…
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Octo-Mom

So this crazy woman who already has 6 children with no father in sight, gets artificially sperminated to produce another 8 babies…all born at once!  They are called Octuplets.  She has been hospitalized for months prior to the births, which cost the tax payers money.  This single mother of 6 had declared bankruptcy last year.  How did she have the money to go through this medical procedure to begin with?  I can’t even get my ears pierced or my teeth cleaned without giving a full medical history!  I have to pull a co-pay out of my pocket before I can even get looked at by a doctor.  How the hell did she get approved to stuff her uterus with more children than I can fit into my SUV?
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5 ingredients or less: Pot Pie

Here’s one of my favorites, in fact, I am making this later today for my daughter and her babysitter!  I’ll have just enough for leftovers for hubby’s lunch.

Chicken Pot Pie

Frozen deep dish pie shells

1 family sized can of chicken (or you can use leftover roasted chicken)

1 bag of frozen mixed vegetables

1 can of  Cambells cream of chicken mushroom soup

salt, pepper, garlic powder

Simply mix chicken, vegetables, and soup into a bowl.  Add seasonings to your taste.  Scoop mixture into pie shells.  Here’s a hint, place the top shell on to the mixture the same way they were placed as frozen, so pie crust is sealing the chicken mixture. Place on a cookie sheet and bake for 40 minutes.  If you want a pretty presentation, during the last 15 minutes, brush egg wash over the pie for a golden crust.  Serve with biscuits.

I keep all these things on hand so I can get this dinner together when I have a day that gets away from me.  Fix it and forget it and like I said, leftovers make a good breakfast or lunch!


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